iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

neverrlaand:

17x22:

you guys remember that cute skater guy that confessed to playing cello in high school musical?

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he’s now a convict for armed robbery :-)
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OMFG

shoulda stuck to the status quo 

(via booty-rockin)

fake-mermaid:

wow ok i’ve watched so many documentaries on how mermaids are real and can i just say they really do not look like this

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more like

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and that scares me a lot

(via booty-rockin)

ollivander:

marilynmonrowyourboat:

ollivander:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

ya and urs sucks

internetexplorers:

dogs have more respect for people than some people do

(via booty-rockin)

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

(via booty-rockin)

blindingwhitenoise:

Fuck you, banana peel. Fuck you.

(Source: semicolonoscopy, via ollivander)

blindingwhitenoise:

Fuck you, banana peel. Fuck you.

(Source: semicolonoscopy, via ollivander)

lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

(via fake-mermaid)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

(via i-will-die-laughing)